Get in the shower if it all goes wrong
The 1975 

(Source: baebly)

"Only men need to be loved, women need to be wanted"

(Source: melancholic-wallflower)


(Source: myampgoesto11)

downton-gabby:

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

WHAT HTE HELL OHMYGOD

And I think it was all beacuse of this
http://pollyarmory.tumblr.com/image/95889388616

  • "talk to me in german"
  • "you can't make love in german"
  • "german people make love in german all the time, no?"
  • "the only thing you can do in german is make sure everything's in the proper order. eins zwei drei vier. and then you cum together."